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An Acceptable Practice

September 28, 2009

Last night Joe and I made the unofficial theme of practice “Acceptance”. It’s part of our scheme to develop a curriculum around Truth in Comedy. Acceptance isn’t the first chapter, but it’s the easiest one to jump into, and took the least planning on our part.

I think the biggest success of the practice was playing Conflict Scenes. While we might have strayed a bit from the rules of the game, I still saw a lot of amazing scenes. What happened in our scenes wasn’t what I was expecting, or thought was supposed to happen, but it was nonetheless impressive.

The way Conflict Scenes is supposed to work is, when given an argument inspiring suggestion, to deftly sidestep the obvious argument in favor of a more interesting scene. The intention is that because arguments stagnate a scene and are a breeding ground for denial, a superior improvisor would be able to see beyond the argument and create a scene where the actors work together for something greater.

What we did right: None of our scenes devolved into the pointless back and forth of an argument. Also, I never felt the need to end a scene because it sucked.

What we did wrong: We took the suggestion as a theme, rather than a starting point. All of our scenes still revolved around the initial conflict. This might have been an issue of not knowing if we were allowed to go outside the realm of our suggestion.

What rocked my socks off: We did not turn our scenes into arguments, we instead pushed our conflict into subtext, or made the conflict so large that it became a character relationship, rather than a moment.

Amanda and Ben did a scene with the suggestion “Last seat on the bus”. Ben played a young doctor, and Amanda played a sick pregnant woman. The scene began and Amanda immediately took the higher status, all but forcing Ben into the seat. The scene then became a game of making Ben feel as guilty as possible about taking the seat. Both actors played the game, and they avoided the obvious argument about the seat. Ben only offered the seat perhaps three times in the scene, and only as a sort of aside, a reminder to the audience that they were aware of the obvious argument, and were not, under any circumstances going to go there. Ben would say “Well, at the very least you should take my seat.” and Amanda would respond “No”. That’s not denial, Ben asked the question knowing that she would say no. I bet if she had said “Yes, thank you.” The scene would have been over.

After the break we (the newbies) learned QVC. I love this game for it’s physiological effect. It builds up so much tension in your body, and when it releases, you can’t help but lose some of the other tension you’ve build up throughout the day.

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My Rules

September 21, 2009

Forget about those famous Rules of Improv. Every one of those rules has outstanding exceptions. I’m making a new list of rules. Why are my rules better? They’re not designed to make you a ‘better’ improvisor, they won’t make you funnier. What they will do is put you in a position where you can learn those things on your own. If you don’t follow these rules, you’re just handicapping yourself, and most likely your team as well.

I’ve already talked about Rule #1, DB². Here’s Rule #2:

No Sitting
We’re not performing for each other. We’re not proving ourselves to each other. We train ourselves not to laugh at our own jokes, so why do we make ourselves an audience? Sitting is bad for you because it kills your energy, and it’s bad for the group because it divisive. Does that professional wrestler in the big tag match sit in a chair away from the ring, or is he on his toes, hanging onto the ropes, ready at a moment’s notice to help out his partner? Also, get your hands out of your pockets. You’re not patiently awaiting your turn, you’re anxiously listening for your cue.

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Deux Tortues

August 11, 2009

Two turtles went to the store.
It was nice out.
They put on costumes, masks, and all.
The told the cashier to give them the money or they’d shoot.
Once in the street, one of the turtles gave a whistle.
Down from the clouds came an hot air balloon.
“Hip-ho!” yelled Sir Francis Bacon, “have you the loot, my turts in cahoot?”
With a glorious puff, and a cloud of smoke, the balloon ascended skyward.

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A change

May 22, 2009

If you haven’t noticed, this blog isn’t updated very often, and that sucks. So, in an effort to make this blog a bit more interesing, I’m going to be making shorter, more frequent posts. Maybe I’ll do a longer post when I get the urge, but from now on, posts are going to be a lot more frequent, and a lot more brief. They will be…

about…

this…

long.

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About The Man

May 21, 2009

Comics scripter, comedy legend Del Close dies at 64

by Kim “Howard” Johnson

Comedy icon–and comic book creator–Del Close died March 4, 1999 at Illinois Masonic Medical Center in Chicago.  He was 64.

Along with co-scripter John Ostrander, Close created Munden’s Bar for First Comics, and co-created and co-wrote (also with Ostrander) the 12-issue maxi-series Wasteland for DC Comics.  It was the comic book medium that Close chose for his autobiography:  nearly every issue of Wasteland contained one or two true stories from his life, illustrated by Don Simpson, William Messner-Loebs, David Lloyd, George Freeman and Tim Truman.  Although he co-authored Truth in Comedy (with Charna Halpern and Kim “Howard” Johnson), he considered the Wasteland stories to be his only true autobiography.   He also made an appearance in the second issue of Marvels as Phil Sheldon’s publisher.

Close’s real life was indeed the stuff of comic books, a real-life Forest Gump adventure.  He was born in Kansas, where his cousin’s  cousin–General Dwight Eisenhower–came over for Thanksgiving dinner.

He was always a fan of science fiction and horror, devoted to the writings of H.P. Lovecraft, lark Ashton Smith and many others.  When he was 14, he co-created the world’s first science fiction poetry fan magazine.

He knew L. Ron Hubbard when he ran the Dianetics Institute in Wichita, Kansas (he told Del that because of taxes “I’m thinking of turning this into a religion” (a tale told in part in Wasteland #9). 

He ran away from home at 17 to join a traveling show called “Dr. Dracula’s Magic Horror Show,” in which he served as a fire-eater, and later, when the lights were turned off, would call out “A plague of worms shall descend upon you!” as he ran through the audience tossing handfuls of cooked spaghetti. 

Eventually, he wound up in New York, where he resumed his bass drum studies in a class with fellow student James Dean. He resumed an earlier career as a human torch/fire-eater, calling himself Azrad the Incombustible, but bigger things were ahead.

Del joined the Compass Players–the precursors to Second City–when he was 22 years old, largely because he was a friend of Severn Darden.

Between leaving the Compass and joining Second City, he began doing stand-up comedy, playing clubs and opening for acts like the Kingston Trio.   During one memorable stint, Del, Bob Newhart and Lenny Bruce were all performing around Chicago at the same time, and this unlikely trio spent their off-stage time going to each others’ shows.

He used to dream for the U.S. government in the late ’50s (and when he left it abruptly, got a letter from the government saying “You owe us two more dreams.”).  

Del was one of the founders of Second City, performing with folks like Mike Nichols,  Elaine May, Barbara Harris and Joan Rivers in the early ’60s, eventually leaving Chicago to do a stint with the Committee (and folks like Howard Hesseman) in San Francisco in the ’60s.  While on the West Coast, Del was a regular on My Mother the Car and had a recurring role on Get Smart.  And in his spare time, he used to do light shows for the Grateful Dead.

Del was an important figure in the ’60s counterculture around Chicago and San Francisco (the bizarre but true story about the time he went roller-skating through the sewers of Chicago with a flashlight strapped to his head, shooting rats, is related in the first issue of Wasteland).

Eventually, he came back to Chicago in the early ’70s to direct Second City, and discovered John Belushi, Dan Ackroyd, Bill Murray, Gilda Radner, Harold Ramis, Betty Thomas, George Wendt, Tim Kazurinsky and John Candy;  most of them still consider Del their most important teacher.

He became the “House Metaphysician” at Saturday Night Live for two years (during “the Eddie Murphy era”), then came back to Chicago again in the early ’80s and co-founded the Improv Olympic, where he taught folks like Mike Myers, Tim Meadows and Chris Farley.  

He continued appearing in stage and in films throughout the ’80s and ’90s, most notably the 1980s remake of The Blob, The Light of Day,  and The Untouchables, where he played a corrupt alderman who tries to bribe Kevin Costner.  Most recently, four of his students created The Upright Citizens’ Brigade for  Comedy Central;  Del provided voice-overs for the series, and cut a final voice clip for them by telephone the nigh before he died.

He was an alcoholic who managed to stop drinking in 1978, and a former heroin addict who gave up drugs after the death of his good friend John Belushi.  But, the most difficult habit to kick would be cigarettes, and they ultimately proved his undoing.  He began to suffer from emphysema, and finally wound up in the hospital February 26th.  The end was near, and he knew it. 

But his death was as non-traditional as his life.  He spent his final days saying good-bye to a steady stream of friends in person and by telephone.  He received e-mail, faxes and tributes literally from around the world, from old friends and longtime admirers like Robin Williams, Howard Hesseman, Peter Boyle and Wavy Gravy, to recent acquaintances like Monty Python’s Terry Jones. 

On Wednesday, March 3rd and at his request, a going away party/wake/memorial service was held in his honor at the hospital. Nearly a hundred friends, students and former students crowded in to pay their last respects, listening as Del flung his oxygen mask aside to tell stories and share his final thoughts. Guests flew in from across the country, several with only a few hours’ notice, and Harold Ramis canceled part of the publicity tour for his new film to be there. A Comedy Central camera crew filmed the party, which included a pagan ceremony, a lavish buffet and jazz saxophone players, and master of ceremonies Bill Murray served Del a final martini. 

After more than two hours of partying that would tax anyone, he retired to his room, and a handful of his closest friends said goodnight to him for one last time.  And he died the following day, right on cue.

The words creative genius may be bandied about far too frequently, but in Del’s case, they truly apply.  Del remains an incredibly important figure in American comedy/improv, and his influence will long live on.  He was undoubtedly the best (and most influential) improv teacher in the U.S., and traveled all over giving his workshops.  He didn’t invent improv, but he is probably most responsible for making it into its own art form, particularly with the work he’s done in long-form improv in the past 20 years.

Del is survived by his partner Charna, his cat, his hundreds of students, and an American comedy landscape that he forever changed. 

Del’s Last Words

The day after his “Going Away Party/Wake/Memorial Service,” Del spent most of the day trying to die.  His doctor gave him two morphine injections, but Del was too strong (and of course several people have since suggested that he had built up a tolerance…).

Finally, Del and Charna browbeat his doctor into hooking him up to a morphine drip.  Just before he did so, he asked Del if this was what he really wanted, and Del nodded yes.  He told him “I’m tired of being the funniest one in the room.”

And that was it.  The doctor turned up the machine to give him enough morphine to drop a bull elephant, and fifteen minutes later, he was gone.

Del’s Last Joke

Del’s Will was fairly straightforward, but there was one odd provision. 

He bequeathed his own skull to the Goodman Theatre, to be used in their productions of Hamlet, with him getting a credit in the program.

He asked the Goodman in advance, and they said sure–never, ever dreaming he would do it.  But the day after he died, Charna was on the phone making arrangements with a local medical school to remove the skull before he was cremated.

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DB-Squared

November 17, 2008

What are the ‘rules’ of improv?

When I did IHSSA Group Improvisation, we began the year by going around in a circle, saying what rules of Improv we knew. The basic stuff was brought up, don’t say no, don’t ask questions, etc. Read my post The Buzzer to see how I feel about rules.

Paperback Rhino has only one rule.

DB-Squared

It’s pretty simple, Don’t Be a Douche-Bag. Typically, people don’t want to be douche-bags, so for the most part it is self-enforcing. Sometimes, however, you might be kind-of a douche-bag, or drifting toward douche-baggery. When this happens, hopefully someone will have noticed, and politely remind you of the rule.

“DB-Squared, Darin”

When someone says that, you stop what your doing. Even if you don’t think you were actually being a douche-bag, because one of the best, sure-fire, ways of being a douche-bag, is to start an argument about whether or not you’re being a douche-bag.

So, how does one avoid being a douche-bag? Go find yourself a douche-bag and start doing the opposite. Mostly it’s about respect, and trust. Respect people’s opinions, respect people’s talents, trust people and respect their trust in you.

Good improv requires trust and respect. In order to trust someone on stage, you have to be able to trust them off stage. This is PbR’s greatest asset. We are 13 different people, from 13 different backgrounds with 13 different personalities, but we’ve become a tight family, and I know I can trust any of them to help me out both onstage and off.

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Iowaprov

October 27, 2008

In lieu of a real post I’m going to offer some lists.

Improv in Iowa:

Things surprisingly good on meat:

  • Ice Cream

Awesome games that PbR hasn’t played yet:

  • 20,000 Leagues
  • Mousetrap
  • Marshmallow
  • Irish Drinking Song (with a live band)
  • Ritual

Things surprisingly good on Ice Cream:

  • Meat

Words I can’t spell:

  • discription
  • pestachio

Interesting contacts I have in my phone:

  • A
  • Appleby Canoe
  • ASI
  • Backup
  • Irp Akh
  • It
  • Telemarketer
  • The President
  • Tramontina

Blog posts that are now over:

  • This one
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Who knew?

October 10, 2008

The Snoop Dog and Pussycat Dolls song Buttons is actually about Improv.

“If you’re doing a three-minute scene about two people fucking, don’t give me three minutes of talking about fucking. Get to fucking. Now.” – Norm Holly

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The Buzzer

October 10, 2008

I got my start in high school with the IHSSA. My coach had a big black buzzer. This buzzer was intended to be used when ever someone denied their scene partner. For example:

“I’m Captain Impossible, welcome to my inner sanctum!”

“No Mr. Jenkins, this is your bathroom. Why don’t we get you back in bed.”

BUZZZZZZZ!!!!

Unfortunately, nobody really knew what denial was, so it wasn’t long before people would just buzz when ever they heard somebody say the word ‘no’:

“Why don’t you just run on home, Captain, you’re in over your head!”

“No. Your time is up Dr. Badguy.”

“Oh really, why don’t you take a look over at my pit of lava?”

“…no…”

“That’s right! Wave goodbye to your parents, Captain Impossible, Mwuhahaha!”

“Noooooooooooooooooo”

Right about now the person with the buzzer is probably orgasming. I’m not kidding, people loved that buzzer. Smiling, beaming even, as they squeezed that buzzer. Meanwhile their fellow improvers are left thinking they did something wrong.

I spent nearly all of my senior year trying to teach these people that it was ok to say ‘no’, and what denial actually was. The short scene I just gave you was not denial.

This is denial:

“Thank God you’re home, honey, I’ve been hearing terrible noises from the cellar!”

“Don’t worry about it, come on, we’ll miss the parade!”

This is denial:

Tim slowly and carefully mimes setting up a table.

“Dinner’s ready!”

“Great, I’m starving.”

Ben walks through the table, and takes a seat.

This is denial:

“I bet if I climbed on your shoulders, I could reach the lightbulb.”

“Great idea! Hop on!”

“Wait, here’s a chair, I’ll use it!”

Just because it’s a so-called rule to say ‘yes’, doesn’t mean it’s against the rules to say ‘no’. No is just a word, it can mean anything, and any word can mean no. If you ask me who I’m talking to on the phone, and I say “Banana”, I’m actually saying “No, I have my own idea, quit trying to screw it up.”

There are no ‘rules’ for improv. Unfortunately people love rules, and when they cling desparately to them problems like this develop. There are so many ways that the ‘Rules of Improv’ can be successfully broken. They don’t deserve to be called rules anymore.

That being said, there are Laws of Improv. I’m not talking about laws like speed limits or the drinking age, those are rules. I’m talking about laws like the law of gravity.

Law of Improv:

You can’t lie.

This is not a rule, I didn’t say ’shouldn’t', I said ‘can’t’. You can’t do it. It is impossible.

So what is denial? Denial is when you accuse your scene partner, or yourself, of lying. Which is absolutely absurd, because they can’t! Even if they wanted to, there’s no possible way to lie, so just accept it and move on.

Accept it and move on. That’s what ’say yes’ really means. When your scene partner says something, it is true. Accept it, filter it through your character, and build.

“Why don’t you run on home, Captain, you’re in over your head!”

He thinks I’m in over my head, and maybe my am, but I’m Captain Impossible, so,

“No, your time is up Dr. Badguy.”

“Oh really, why don’t you take a look over at my pit of lava?”

There is a pit of Lava, I don’t know what’s going on there, but this is Dr. Badguy, so it can’t be good.

“…no…”

“That’s right! Wave goodbye to your parents, Captain Impossible, Mwuhahaha!”

My parents are hanging over a pit of lava. Obviously this troubles me.

“Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!”

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Hello, and a Haiku

October 7, 2008

My name is Darin, and improv is a thing I do.

This is my pretentious improvblog, it’s another thing I do.

Why am I doing this? Well, as of late I’ve been eating, sleeping, and breathing Improv. I’ve decided that I need to get all of these thoughts out of my brain, and onto paper (sort of), that way my brain can focus on other things, like homework and exams.

I wrote a Haiku:

Fueled by their tears,

Larger than the Pyrenees

It’s just a hairbrush.